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Holy Hayride – Orson Inspired Halloween Long Sleeve T-Shirt

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When the school Halloween dance doesn’t work out, there’s always the Holy Hayride.

Longtime fans of The Middle will remember Sue’s Halloween plans taking an unexpected turn when she ends up at the church teen group’s alternative Halloween celebration—a Holy Hayride.

And what starts as Sue’s backup plan turns into a pretty memorable night. Reverend TimTom is back in town, Sue gets handed tambourine duty when she can’t find a dance partner, and eventually the hayride itself delivers something she definitely wasn’t expecting: her first kiss.

This distressed, vintage-style Holy Hayride design imagines the kind of Halloween event shirt the church youth group might actually have handed out that night—complete with the small-town church, moonlit hayride, pumpkins, cornfields, and just enough spooky Halloween atmosphere.

This version is printed on a long sleeve T-shirt, making it especially fitting for cool fall nights, Halloween events, hayrides, pumpkin patches, or simply showing a little Orson spirit when the weather starts getting colder.

There are no characters or episode titles printed on the shirt. It’s designed to look like you actually attended the Holy Hayride in Orson, Indiana.

To everyone else, it’s a vintage church Halloween shirt. To fans of The Middle, it’s the night Sue’s backup plan turned out better than the original.

A subtle, fan-created tee for people who remember the church events, small moments, recurring characters, and wonderfully specific details that made the fictional town of Orson, Indiana feel like home.

Orson T-Shirt Co. is an independent fan-created apparel shop and is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or sponsored by Warner Bros., ABC, or the creators or producers of The Middle.

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More details

  • 100% soft ring-spun cotton
  • Midweight fabric (6.1 oz)
  • Relaxed fit
  • Garment-dyed, pre-shrunk fabric
  • Topstitched, classic width collar
  • Twill-taped neck and shoulders for comfort and durability
  • Ribbed cuffs
  • Shoulder-to-shoulder twill tape

Size & Fit


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  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

Holy Hayride – Orson Inspired Halloween Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width Sleeve length
S
26.63
18.25
31.88
M
28
20.25
33.75
L
29.75
22
36.88
XL
30.75
24
37.25
2XL
31.6
26
38.75
3XL
32 1/2
27.75
39.75

Measurements are provided by our suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).

Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare it with the measurements you see in this guide.


A Length

Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.

B Width

Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the shirt to the seam under the opposite sleeve.

C Sleeve length

Place one end of the tape at the top of the set-in sleeve, then pull the tape down until you reach the hem of the sleeve.