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HOLY HAYRIDE – ORSON INSPIRED HALLOWEEN T-SHIRT

169,92 kr. DKK (plus tax)
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When the school Halloween dance doesn’t work out, there’s always the Holy Hayride.

Longtime fans of The Middle will remember Sue’s Halloween plans taking an unexpected turn when she ends up at the church teen group’s alternative Halloween celebration—a Holy Hayride.

And what starts as Sue’s backup plan turns into a pretty memorable night. Reverend TimTom is back in town, Sue gets handed tambourine duty when she can’t find a dance partner, and eventually the hayride itself delivers something she definitely wasn’t expecting: her first kiss.

This distressed, vintage-style Holy Hayride design imagines the kind of Halloween event shirt the church youth group might actually have handed out that night—complete with the small-town church, moonlit hayride, pumpkins, cornfields and just enough spooky Halloween atmosphere.

There are no characters or episode titles printed on the shirt. It’s designed to look like you actually attended the Holy Hayride in Orson, Indiana.

To everyone else, it’s a vintage church Halloween shirt. To fans of The Middle, it’s the night Sue’s backup plan turned out better than the original.

A subtle, fan-created tee for people who remember the church events, small moments, recurring characters and wonderfully specific details that made the fictional town of Orson, Indiana feel like home.

Orson T-Shirt Co. is an independent fan-created apparel shop and is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or sponsored by Warner Bros., ABC, or the creators or producers of The Middle.

Select color: Orange

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More details

  • 100% cotton
  • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
  • Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
  • Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
  • Heavyweight fabric (5 oz)
  • Regular fit
  • Pre-shrunk jersey knit

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

HOLY HAYRIDE – ORSON INSPIRED HALLOWEEN T-SHIRT Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width Sleeve length
S
28
18
15.63
M
29
20
17
L
30
22
18 1/2
XL
31
24
20
2XL
32
26
21 1/2
3XL
33
28
22.8
4XL
34
30
24.2
5XL
35
32
25.3

Our suppliers provide the measurements. There may be a deviation of up to 2 inches (5 cm) in the product dimensions.

A useful tip! Compare measurements with a product you already own at home by measuring it and matching it to the sizes in this guide.

A Length

Start the tape at the collar's top next to the shirt's highest point on the shoulder. Extend the tape to the shirt's bottom.

B Width

Begin at the seam just under one sleeve and extend the tape across to the seam under the other sleeve.

C Sleeve length

Start measuring from the back center of the collar, follow the top seam of the sleeve to the shoulder, secure the tape at the shoulder, and continue down to the end of the sleeve.