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Diaper • Big Wheel • Cowboy Boots – Orson Inspired T-Shirt

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Longtime fans of The Middle probably don’t need much more explanation than three things: a diaper, a Big Wheel and a pair of cowboy boots.


They’re the unmistakable uniform and preferred mode of transportation of Donald Wayne “Diaper” Glossner—the youngest member of Orson’s most notorious neighborhood family. Frequently spotted cruising around the neighborhood in his diaper and cowboy boots, Diaper has the same respect for boundaries and polite conversation you’d expect from any member of the Glossner household. 


This distressed, one-color design strips the reference down to its essentials: diaper. Big Wheel. Cowboy boots. No character illustration and no explanation printed on the shirt.


To everyone else, it’s three completely unrelated objects. To fans of The Middle, that’s Diaper Glossner.


A deep-cut, fan-created tee for people who remember the Glossners, Birchwood Avenue, and the wonderfully strange little details that made the fictional town of Orson, Indiana feel like a real neighborhood.


Orson T-Shirt Co. is an independent fan-created apparel shop and is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or sponsored by Warner Bros., ABC, or the creators or producers of The Middle.

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More details

  • 100% cotton
  • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
  • Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
  • Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
  • Heavyweight fabric (5 oz)
  • Regular fit
  • Pre-shrunk jersey knit

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

Diaper • Big Wheel • Cowboy Boots – Orson Inspired T-Shirt Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width Sleeve length
S
28
18
15.63
M
29
20
17
L
30
22
18 1/2
XL
31
24
20
2XL
32
26
21 1/2
3XL
33
28
22.8
4XL
34
30
24.2
5XL
35
32
25.3

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A Length

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B Width

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C Sleeve length

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